• Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
  • Me: AYYYYY
  • Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*

booagulates:

friends are supposed to make you feel good about yourself

just remember that

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

Pantone Swatch Tarts by Emilie

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

I said I would go to hell for you, but I didn’t expect you to leave me there.

a sentence or two (x)

holy. wow.

(via tupau)

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

so my real good friend just made friends with another person and now they are both all cute and together and i’m here alone once again